very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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