i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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