just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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