I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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