This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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