Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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