Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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