just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The struggles of a small town man whore
not ubering you a puppy
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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