I need help removing her.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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