who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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