I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Green mimosas i think yes
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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