It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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