just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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