Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize