Those balls look pretty dangerous.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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