on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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