you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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