Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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