i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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