nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
