This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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