screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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