just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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