walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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