HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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