Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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