I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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