I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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