YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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