You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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