im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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