How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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