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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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