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  My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.

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• Ohh I've had that talk, and more ; the don't ever let a guy put pop rocks in you to make eating you out more fun, the don't let them tie you up and there was another one... My parents, always trying to help a girl out T.T

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:44am

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• You should never tape yourself during sex. Hire someone to run the camera for you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:03pm

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• As a wise friend once told me, "NEVER on camera."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:38pm

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• i vote for taping yourself during sex.i think your mom is wrong.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:15pm

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• Yeah, if you're female control the tapes. The only time guys get in trouble for sex is if they're cheating.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:22pm

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• you should have asked her to hold the camcorder

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:58pm

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• I hate long car rides with parents, all the bad stuff gets out and you have nowhere to go. I feel for ya

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:59pm

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• If your mom is giving you a sex talk in the car, you're to young to be filming yourself.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:52pm

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• Sometimes we parents just like fucking with your minds. Ha to the fucking HA!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:50am

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• that might be just alittle awkard. but from experience when parents give you random talks about things like that it means that they have prob experienced that recently which makes it even more awkard thinking about your parents filiming during sexxx.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:57pm

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• perez hilton agrees with your mother

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:23pm

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• then quit fucking your mom

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:16am

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• 2.44 Pop Rocks - That seems like a very specific and frist hand piece of parental advice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:27am

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• Sorry, but your mom's must of just went through herself, she is in someway helping you and hoping to feel better about it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:48pm

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• did she also give you the "never have sex with a farm animal" talk? If not, do you want to go riding with me this weekend?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:26pm

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• If you can't duck it.... /yes I know OP didn't mean that kind of tape.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:34pm

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• 10:50 it means Original Poster... as in the person who wrote the text

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:11pm

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• i bet Paris Hilton never got that talk. lmao XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:46pm

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• haha i bet its a long car ride off to move in the dorms for the first time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:42am

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• awkward. my mom has actually given me the same talk.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:03pm

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• I'm guessing tape, as in video tape.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:26pm

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• I say never tape it but if you do make sure you keep it and control the tapes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:18pm

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