I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
