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  • And this is why you use birth control other than condoms.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 27, 10 at 11:41pm
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  • If you're too drunk to remember to put a condom on, you're too drunk to have sex (practically and legally) . Sobering but true.

    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 11:19am
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  • A lot of us wouldn't exist if this were true.

    Submitted by Britbrat20 on Feb 26, 10 at 10:50am
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  • 10:50 fuck yes

    Submitted by Jouze on Feb 28, 10 at 6:07pm
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  • OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SWEET!!! PLUS people who made a lot of drinking mistakes wouldn't reproduce....muahahaha double win

    Submitted by akbitch86 on Nov 16, 10 at 8:33pm
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  • That would be fantastic!

    Submitted by trancelot on Feb 26, 10 at 6:50am
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  • it does... it's called whiskey dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:56am
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  • fla <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:41pm
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  • Me too! That would make things alot easier!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:04am
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  • I'm fixed. Sooooo, let's party!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:47am
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  • Me too. And why are ppl putting thumbs down? There would be wayyyyyy less pregnancies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:02am
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  • if you drink enough of it while youre pregnant, it's kind of the same thing!!!

    Submitted by NoTits on Feb 26, 10 at 10:11am
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  • What sucks is getting so drunk sexing it up and then not remembering if you took birth control or not...catch 22 bitches and hoes! :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:28am
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  • Hood sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:57pm
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  • Sucks for whoever wanted to call first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:10am
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  • This would make my life 10 times happier.

    Submitted by jordancitaaaa on Feb 26, 10 at 11:26am
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  • @10:11 Unless your baby turns out retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:15am
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  • Touche, OP. You win the award for the dumbest fucking text of the day. Esp since alcohol is more like the great fertilizer.

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 26, 10 at 9:13am
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  • That's the best idea I have herd in days! Patin that shit!

    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 10:31pm
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  • dnt we all..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:11pm
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  • If it did, about 85% or more of humanity wouldn't exist. Someone really should get on this. Any inventors here?

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Feb 26, 10 at 7:56pm
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  • God,people,calm down.why so serious? this text is hilarious.and if that actually worked, it'd help the USA out a lot.less drunken teenagers and more actually planned children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:51pm
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  • someone get on it, invent that shit :)

    Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 26, 10 at 10:09am
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  • Fecal particles on my dingdong

    Submitted by booyah420 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:21am
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  • Maybe you people should control yourselves when you drink. For example: drink less, don't drink, or don't have any sex because a society filled with more dumbasses with you would be extremely unfortunate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:07am
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