called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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