he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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