You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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