The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
pray to the hookup gods
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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