the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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