her vagine was all disorganized.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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