Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Randomize
