when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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