if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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