I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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