last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize