I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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