im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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