"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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