Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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