i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
i've created a new STD.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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