ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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