so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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